Thou Shalt Have No Other Life Beside Work
Thou Shalt Not Download Any Craven Images
Thou Shalt Not Take the Name of The Manager Thy God in Vain
Remember the Sabbath Day to Work and Keep it Holy
Honor Thy Punctuality and Confidentiality Agreements
Thou Shalt Not Kill Time
Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery On Office Furniture or Equipment
Thou Shalt Not Steal Thy Employer's Yellow Sticky-Notes
Thou Shalt Not Wantonly Xerox Thy Posterior
Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's Cubicle, Nor His Stapler, Nor His Three-Hole Punch
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